An Ode to Spot Loggins

O, unknown man of Bretforton,
Who met untimely death,
‘What happened at the well?’ we ask
But all we hear is myth.

They say your water’s much enchanted,
Encircled once then twice then thrice
And that your vision may be glimpsed
On these dark late-autumn nights.

Were you a drover or a grower?
Did you fall or get held down?
Was it Lambswool you’d been drinking?
Or half-blind-Bob that made you drown?

You are an unsolved mystery remembered
From a misty time of old.
We will celebrate your living legend
Though your true story remains untold.

By Deborah May



Spot Loggin

Now if you comes to Bretforton
A warning take by me
Don’t go out at night alone
Or ghostly sights you’ll see
If you to the churchyard go
Take along Joe Moggin
Or I won’t be responsible
When you finds a spot-loggin’!

Loggin lies in the churchyard
His grave now overgrown
But a lady of the family
Walks round the church alone
‘Er yud tucked underneath her arm
A-sighin’ and a-soggin’
She used to wear a beauty spot
‘Fore she come a spot loggin’!

The mourners are all gathered
All clad in ghostly white
The corpse, at last, is laid to rest;
Oh, ‘tis a fearful sight!
They comes from Weston Subedge
They’ll set you all a-oggin’
You’ll think as you’ve ‘ad too much beer
When you goes out spot loggin’!

Here comes the headless coachman
The horses gallop on
The coach, they says, from Mickleton
Comes- but I’ve ‘eard ‘tis wrong!
I ‘ears he comes from Littleton
And how he likes a noggin
The ‘Fleece’ is where he vanishes
This curious spot-loggin’!

So if you comes to Bretforton
When the new moon’s a-glow
You’d better put the brimstone out
Like the vicars long ago
Then fire it with burning coal
‘Fore you goes out a-joggin’
Or when you goes along Church Lane –
‘E’ll ‘ave you, that spot-loggin’!

By Bill Pullen 1983, (revised 2001)